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Tabacco's Satirical Christmas Gift To You - Repub "BULLETIN: CHINESE INVADE TEXAS, CAPTURE GEORGE W. BUSH, KILL 100,000 & DECLARE NEW ELECTIONS"
Tabacco's Satirical
Christmas Gift
To You - Repub
"BULLETIN:
CHINESE INVADE
TEXAS, CAPTURE
GEORGE W. BUSH,
KILL 100,000 &
DECLARE NEW
ELECTIONS"
Originally published August 9, 2005
October 1, 2000 New York Guardian Newspaper
Byline by Tabacco
The Chinese Army has invaded Texas. Chinese & Cuban troops have taken control of most of Texas and are marching in the streets of Houston to cheering crowds of Texans. The statue of George W. Bush has been toppled by joyous Texans. 
They have also captured Governor Bush, the Republican nominee for President and current Governor of Texas. The Chinese declared that Mr. Bush was a tyrant to his people, and that Texas was plotting to overthrow the Chinese government in an all-out war deploying a new ‘Doomsday Machine’ that Texas scientists have been working on since 1993. Mr. Bush was found hiding in a gopher hole in the Texas Panhandle. He put up no resistance and surrendered peacefully.
Although the Chinese Army has lost 1,800 of their own soldiers, they have killed over 100,000 Texans (National Guard resistance fighters, noncombatant men, children and women - some of whom were pregnant). Daily bombing continues throughout Texas for the 5th consecutive month.
The Chinese, using one of their own conglomerates, Chinaburton, Inc., have brought in 1,000,000 soldiers, thousands of Chinese workers and engineers to rebuild Texas and prevent destruction of Texas oil fields by the Texas National Guard.
The Chinese have declared that new elections will be held next June to select leaders, who will represent all Texans, not just Enron & Halliburton.
Terry Nichols has been freed from jail and has been declared Acting Governor of Texas until elections can be held. Governor Nichols has negotiated a contract with Chinaburton to export millions of barrels of oil to China. No statistical details, regarding the contract, are currently available.
The head of the Chinese government has now admitted that, despite rigorous searching for many months, no trace has been found of the elusive Doomsday Machine. But, he declared, “We know it exists and will continue searching until we find it”.
When asked how long it would be before his army might exit, the Chinese leader declared that leaving Texas now would be out of the question. He was quoted as saying, “Complete anarchy would ensue, and control of the Texas legislature might fall to the Democrats.”
Back To American Reality:
Although I personally would cheer if the World Court put George W. Bush and his entire administration on trial for their War Crimes, I would be stark raving mad at the Chinese for invading Texas, revamping the Texas government to their Communist specifications, killing 100,000 Texans and bringing in their own workers for the cleanup.
I wonder how the Iraqis and other Arabs feel about what the U.S. and British have done in Iraq!
Too many Americans feel that the United States has a ‘moral’ right to tell other countries what they may do, who their leaders can be (euphemistically called regime change), what they may do with their own natural resources, and how they must act and vote in the U.N.
Too many Americans see nothing wrong with the U. S. and Israel having nuclear weapons while declaring that China and Arab states must not have these same weapons.
If the U. S. and China go to war, the U. S. will be the one who introduces nuclear weapons into the argument. We already did it in 1945 “to hasten the end of the war and save American lives”.
George W. Bush disarmed Saddam Hussein, then attacked Iraq - how is that any less cowardly than the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor without warning.
If you were the Chinese, would you trust George W. Bush?
If you were the Arabs, would you trust the Israelis?
I think not. If the U. S. and Israel can have nuclear weapons, how can we realistically demand that our enemies not have them?
China is not Iraq! Let’s hope GWB learns that before it is too late.
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