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posted Wednesday, 22 March 2006
George W. Bush,
21st Century’s Answer
To Elmer Fudd -
Political Humor At
Your President's Expense
http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/archives/unknown.jpg
Submitted by Audrey McDow
“I Have A Dream”
At Bush’s inaugural, the elderly lady, with a sign, was denied admission unless she “got rid of the sign”, which depicted Bush and Cheney behind bars with that caption.
Sleep 10-Hours A Night
“A leading Republican said Sunday that President Bush is so worried about Social Security that he is only able to sleep 10 hours a night.”
- Tina Fey, “Saturday Night Live”
I Agree With You!
In case you missed the skit on Dave Letterman, entitled “George W. Bush Invigorating America’s Youth”.
http://www.local6.com/news/2968435/detail.html
To see the edited video, go to:
http://www.overspun.com/?p=208
Click on “Letterman clip from Monday’s show”. You need RealOne Player to view it.
2 Bush Turkeys
No, the bird didn’t find anything!
Q & A
Q. What do Colin Clive & Boris Karloff have in common with Karl Rove & George W. Bush?
A. Colin Clive & Boris Karloff as Dr. Frankenstein & the Monster in “Frankenstein”, 1931.
Karl Rove & George W. Bush as Dr. Frankenstein & the Monster in the Oval Office, 2001.
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --George W. Bush (May 24, 2005)
“For a working person to support George Bush is like a chicken supporting Colonel Sanders” - WLIB, Randi Rhodes’ listener
George Bush and the Devil.........
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George, being the bright spark that he is, thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.
The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
- Thanks, Yvonne
T.A.B.A.C.C.O. (Truth About Business And Congressional Crimes Organization)
21st Century’s Answer
To Elmer Fudd -
Political Humor At
Your President's Expense
http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/archives/unknown.jpg
Submitted by Audrey McDow
“I Have A Dream”
At Bush’s inaugural, the elderly lady, with a sign, was denied admission unless she “got rid of the sign”, which depicted Bush and Cheney behind bars with that caption.
Sleep 10-Hours A Night
“A leading Republican said Sunday that President Bush is so worried about Social Security that he is only able to sleep 10 hours a night.”
- Tina Fey, “Saturday Night Live”
I Agree With You!
In case you missed the skit on Dave Letterman, entitled “George W. Bush Invigorating America’s Youth”.
http://www.local6.com/news/2968435/detail.html
To see the edited video, go to:
http://www.overspun.com/?p=208
Click on “Letterman clip from Monday’s show”. You need RealOne Player to view it.
2 Bush Turkeys
No, the bird didn’t find anything!
Q & A
Q. What do Colin Clive & Boris Karloff have in common with Karl Rove & George W. Bush?
A. Colin Clive & Boris Karloff as Dr. Frankenstein & the Monster in “Frankenstein”, 1931.
Karl Rove & George W. Bush as Dr. Frankenstein & the Monster in the Oval Office, 2001.
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --George W. Bush (May 24, 2005)
“For a working person to support George Bush is like a chicken supporting Colonel Sanders” - WLIB, Randi Rhodes’ listener
George Bush and the Devil.........
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George, being the bright spark that he is, thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.
The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
- Thanks, Yvonne
T.A.B.A.C.C.O. (Truth About Business And Congressional Crimes Organization)
comments (1)
1. pandymonium left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 9:40 pm :: http://pandymonium.blog-city.com
OMG. I really, really, shouldn't laugh but we've got one of these over our
way and so has Britain.