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Humorist, Wanda Sykes, Sets Obama Critics Straight On 'The Wanda Sykes Show'!
Humorist,
Wanda Sykes,
Sets Obama Critics
Straight On ‘The
Wanda Sykes Show’!
Wanda Sykes, “Can someone explain something to me? Cause I passed out the other night - I mean I went to sleep - when I woke up, people were mad at Obama! And I thought, ‘Did I miss something?’
Did Obama start two illegal wars? Did he fly over a flood zone and just wave? Did he torture detainees in a secret prison? Did he start illegally tapping phones? Did he alienate the world and squander a budget surplus? Because if he did any of that, we need to impeach that jackass!
He’s only been in office ten months, so what exactly has Obama done to piss everybody off? Nothing! People are going crazy calling him a Fascist. These people don’t even know what a Fascist is! When you say things like, ‘We’re gonna vote that Fascist out of office!’, you really sound dumb! When was the last time a Fascist got voted out of office! They usually stick around.
Even his supporters are finding ways to criticize him. ‘Obama’s trying to do too much!’ What does that mean? That’s the kind of thing you hear from your supervisor on a Union job. ‘Hey, man, put that down! This job’s gotta last three more days! You tryin’ to do too much!’
He’s the President - he’s supposed to be doing too much! Shoot, I get mad when he takes a break! Hey, I mean what the hell is he doing walking Bo! Unless Bo ate your healthcare plan, get your ass back into the Oval Office!
How do you get upset about the President of the United States encouraging kids to study hard! You know that was probably the first time these parents even paid attention to what was going on in their kids’ school!
I think Obama ought to start tricking parents into paying attention to their kids.
‘You know Obama’s gonna drive through the neighborhood around 8 o’clock tonight.’
‘What! Well my child will be in the house by 7:30!’
I can’t believe people are blaming Obama for the mess Bush left! Bush just pees all over everything, and people are looking at Obama as if he just zipped up his fly!”
See what the problem is – the Obamas are way too classy to get all up in people’s face. So that’s why I’m here. So you know what – I hereby appoint myself the President’s ‘tell people where to go and what to kiss Czar!’”
- Transcribed by Tabacco November 7, 2009, from Fox TV’s new ‘The Wanda Sykes Show’
Tabacco: I consider myself both a funnel and a filter. I funnel information, not readily available on the Mass Media, which is ignored and/or suppressed. I filter out the irrelevancies and trivialities to save both the time and effort of my Readers and bring consternation to the enemies of Truth & Fairness! When you read Tabacco, if you don’t learn something NEW, I’ve wasted your time.
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