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Question- How Can You Tell When George W. Bush Is Lying? Answer- His Lips Move! Republished Lest We Forget How Truly Evil Behaves - OpEd

Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:46 A GMT-05
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones." William Shakespeare, English Dramatist, Playwright & Poet 1564-1616)

Sherlock Holmes & Deductive Reasoning: How to Become a Brilliant Detective! I

Thursday, 4 June 2009 10:58 A GMT-05
I heard young tenant shout obscenity..found a spot of blood on the vanity counter..went to his room; the door was open..He was holding his left hand in his right..I announced with pleasure, "You cut your left hand!".."How did you know?" I Smirked!

1776 "The Declaration Of Independence": For White Men Only!

Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:47 A GMT-05
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from consent of governed, whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government

DOES BUSH TALK WITH GOD? God Gave Us Free Thought; If Bush Hears God, He Should Be Confined To St Elizabeths Hospital - Repub

Wednesday, 24 December 2008 8:27 P GMT-05
Whom does Bush really listen to? God or Adolf Hitler? Compare Bush to Jesus Christ, then you decide. Would God send a racist, murdering thief to be His emissary on earth? Does Bush belong in Heaven or in Leavenworth Prison? MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

ECONOMIC TRILOGY - The WORLD BANK & Overview of WTO & IMF - Friend Or Foe? - Part 1 of Trilogy -RI10 Repub

Friday, 24 October 2008 12:01 A GMT-05
Wall Street Journal: Paul Wolfowitz as president of World Bank is catastrophe. Wolfowitz is thread that ties World Bank to Bush Administration to The Project For The New American Century. Humanitarian Institution? Or Capitalist Imperialism!

YOU CAN BUILD AN ATOMIC BOMB! Blueprints Inside! Just Supply Fissionable Material - RI9 Repub

Saturday, 24 May 2008 7:33 P GMT-05
Quick, what country is only nation to drop 2 nuclear weapons on non-European nation?..it wasn't careless accident..Give up? Which nation wants to disarm all alleged enemies - "Axis of Evil", while it maintains largest nuclear arsenal on earth?

Tabacco's Satirical Christmas Gift To You - Repub "BULLETIN: CHINESE INVADE TEXAS, CAPTURE GEORGE W. BUSH, KILL 100,000 & DECLARE NEW ELECTIONS"

Monday, 24 December 2007 10:39 P GMT-05
October 1, 2000 New York Guardian Newspaper..Chinese Army has invaded Texas. Chinese & Cuban troops control most of Texas, march in streets of Houston to cheering crowds of Texans. The statue of George W. Bush has been toppled by joyous Texans!

Bush Surreptitiously Deploys Torture: The Imperial President & "The Emperor's New Clothes" - Part 1 of 3 - RI10

Thursday, 6 December 2007 11:25 A GMT-05
The Emperor shivered, but thought it better to continue the procession under illusion that anyone who couldn't see his clothes was either stupid or incompetent. A child, who could only see things as they were, said, "The Emperor is naked!"

English No Longer Official Language Of The USA: No, I don't mean Spanish! But ENGELESE! Republished - RI8

Saturday, 4 August 2007 3:44 P GMT-05
If you didn't finish high school & you say "between you and I", I forgive you; BUT STOP IT! If you went to college, degree or not, and you say "between you and I", you should be ashamed of yourself - I don't forgive. You should know better!

New Club Formed to Solve All America's Problems: PRC - Poor Republicans Club

Sunday, 29 April 2007 1:24 P GMT-05
Curious American phenomenon.. Poor/middleclass Republicans..vote, discriminate, worship, pontificate, act Republican, but bank as Democrats..What in hell is going on? Who has deluded, bamboozled, victimized & rendered them blithering idiots?

Political Lexicon: Philosophies, Ideas, & Theories ? RI8

Sunday, 26 March 2006 12:41 A GMT-05
What?s the difference between a kakistocrat and a kleptocrat? Which applies to George W. Bush? What is America now? a) representative democracy b) plutocracy c) kakistocracy d) kleptocracy e) oligarchy f) theocracy g) all of the above

George W. Bush, 21st Century’s Answer To Elmer Fudd - Political Humor At Your President's Expense

Wednesday, 22 March 2006 12:09 A GMT-05
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

US Troops Invade Florida & Ohio, Jeb Bush Arrested, Papa Bush In Exile, Cheney Sting - To Improve Poll Numbers

Saturday, 18 March 2006 9:06 A GMT-05
In moves, calculated by Karl Rove, to reverse President Bush’s swan-diving poll numbers, the President, prompted by God Himself, has made bold and daring moves, he announced today at Presidential Press Conference to return democracy to US.

Physics Geek’s Illogic On “Outsourcing” – Tabacco Responds To His So-Called Myths! Half-Truths! Lies Of Omission!

Friday, 17 March 2006 3:17 P GMT-05
The Physics Geek makes three assertions in his Post- Myth #1: America is losing jobs. Myth #2: The low unemployment rate excludes many discouraged workers. Myth #3: Outsourcing will cause a net loss of 3.3 million jobs. - Tabacco responds!

“African-American”? Chinese-American, Cuban-American: Those Are Countries, Not Continents! Why The Difference?

Tuesday, 14 March 2006 9:38 A GMT-05
Which one does NOT belong? Chinese-Americans, French-Americans, Italian-Americans, Mexican-Americans, German-Americans, Japanese-Americans, Vietnamese-Americans, African-Americans..And why? Why don’t Blacks stick together? Should they?

You Ain’t Gonna Believe This! Black Conservative Republican Rising Star Arrested For Shoplifting; Faces 15 Years

Monday, 13 March 2006 4:18 P GMT-05
While George W. & papa Bush, VP Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld make $-billions from War Crimes, Bush nominee for US Court of Appeals, a “Rising Star” in Republican Party ripped off Target Stores for $5,000.00. Wait till you see his ethnicity!

Plato: No 1 Philosopher of All Time? Anti-Democracy, Bush-type Moral Restraints - Not On Tabacco’s List!

Sunday, 12 March 2006 10:53 P GMT-05
George W. Bush would agree with Plato’s theories of government - that is until someone explains to him that “Private property is curtailed severely, and possessing riches is strictly forbidden.”+Profiles Nietzsche Spinoza Buddha Schopenhauer

Great Quotations: Politics, Morality, Democracy

Sunday, 12 March 2006 4:08 P GMT-05
“...When you have established that one alternative is good and the other is evil, there is no justification for the choice of a mixture. There is no justification ever for choosing any part of what you know to be evil.” Ayn Rand

ECONOMIC TRILOGY – The WORLD BANK & Overview of WTO & IMF – Friend Or Foe? - Part 1 of Trilogy -RI10

Friday, 10 March 2006 11:58 A GMT-05
Wall Street Journal: Paul Wolfowitz as president of World Bank is catastrophe. Wolfowitz is thread that ties World Bank to Bush Administration to The Project For The New American Century. Humanitarian Institution? Or Capitalist Imperialism!

Quinnipiac Poll Places Adolf Giuliani First! Are You Insane? He’s a Racist, Egomaniacal, Totalitarian Demagogue - Look Carefully! RI9

Tuesday, 7 March 2006 2:05 P GMT-05
Giuliani, a Republican who is considered a possible candidate for president in 2008, edged out U.S. Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. 3 of the top 4 are Republican??? Why?

COLLEGE STUDENTS: HOW TO RESPOND TO "INTELLIGENT DESIGN" REFERENCES IN SCIENCE CLASS

Monday, 6 March 2006 6:49 P GMT-05
Dan made this comment, "Evolution is being reduced drastically at college level more every year - re Intelligent Design Paradigm, science coming back to Biblical view. Let's not forget that Science should permit better understanding of God."

From T E Lawrence To Present - IRAQI Insurgency TACTICS: THE TARZAN SYNDROME &/ Or Illogical Religious Propaganda

Sunday, 5 March 2006 1:11 P GMT-05
Remember how we used to giggle when the Russians used to claim they invented the steamboat, electricity, the automobile, the airplane, sex, motherhood and every other aspect of the human condition? Well, now we have become the Russians.

Humira TV Ad Does Everything But Guarantee Death, But Take It For Rheumatoid Arthritis - Are They Kidding! - RI10

Sunday, 5 March 2006 10:50 A GMT-05
Side Effects (Most listed on packages): Can't anyone read? Humira, Vioxx, chemotherapy, Prozac, inhalants, steroids, Ecstasy, marijuana, cocaine, smoking, methamphetamines, alcohol etc. etc. Tabacco does not even use aspirin. Wake up, USA!

‘Manufacturing Consent’, Noam Chomsky Speech on LinkTV Documentary – Brilliant & Humanitarian - RI9

Saturday, 4 March 2006 11:34 A GMT-05
Noam Chomsky, “The question is whether privileged elites should dominate mass communication to impose illusions, to manipulate & deceive the stupid majority. Whether democracy & freedom are values to be preserved or threats to be avoided.”

WHY THE KNICKS DON’T WIN – Because Coach Brown Is Stuck In His Philosophy Instead Of Adapting, That’s Why!

Friday, 3 March 2006 9:03 P GMT-05
Larry Brown: Play the rookies together down stretch, when it counts. Season already lost. Let Frye shoot jumpers. Start & finsh with David Lee. Stop helping on anybody who breaks down defense. I’m sick of 10 treys a game. Adapt!