I think the Title says it all. Happy "ALL LIARS DAY"! Originally published July 5, 2005 @http://tabacco.myblogsite.com/ ... See George's Images inside - tribute to Biggest Liar ever to occupy the Oval Office - BAR NONE!

BAD NEWS: Hillary Clinton has been diagnosed to be suffering from ED! GOOD NEWS: There is a Cure, LIAGRA! Seriously, folks, this condition is no laughing matter. It should be only a matter of days before Hill puts away her pitchfork & recovers fully.

I want to thank my buddy, Sonny Edwards, of the Bronx for this gem. It is an inspiring story about a patient's recovery from mental illness. A MUST READ!

Debra in DC, "Lou, regarding Spitzer story, those girls are doing jobs most of us won't do. We need to bring them out of the shadows, give them path to legalization after paying fine. Those opposed are sexist. Well, it works for the illegal aliens!"

I think the Title says it all. Happy "ALL LIARS DAY"! Originally published July 5, 2005 @http://tabacco.myblogsite.com/ ... See George's Images inside - tribute to Biggest Liar ever to occupy the Oval Office!

The Foot-In-The-Mouth Trophy should have George W. Bush's name engraved permanently. But since he will be gone in less than two years, he gets it every July for "ALL LIARS DAY" and in 2007 for "HYPOCRITE OF THE MONTH"!

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things."

Curious American phenomenon.. Poor/middleclass Republicans..vote, discriminate, worship, pontificate, act Republican, but bank as Democrats..What in hell is going on? Who has deluded, bamboozled, victimized & rendered them blithering idiots?

Thankful Dromedary: “One Hump Or Two? Thanks, Pat & Jerry, for all your assistance. I used to have 2 humps, but lost 1 trying to enter a needle’s eye. I don’t know if I could have squeezed through 1 more needle without you two.”

MOLLY IVINS: You have to understand magnitude of achievement brother DeLay has done here. He is accused of breaking Texas campaign finance laws. Texas did not have any campaign finance laws. You have to go some to get yourself busted on that charge.

Sir Humphrey Appleby, “Prime Minister, in government, a clarification is not to make things CLEAR; it's to put oneself IN the clear!”-Jim Hacker: Cabinet minister's loyalty- his fear of job loss is slightly bigger then his hope to pinch mine.

Maher: So, we can pretend that the biggest threat to our children is some creep on the Internet, or we can admit it’s us. Because when your son can’t find France on a map or touch his toes with his hands, then the person fucking him is you.

American Companies put out Computer Games killing Osama. Now other side has done same to Bush, Blair. You can capture or kill GWB electronically. It’s only a game, but you will feel better – I promise!& DRIVE GWB's SECURITY NUTS! It's Free!

Chavez winning plaudits from 3rd World envoys for bashing the U. S. “Yesterday the devil came here. And it smells of sulfur still today..This imperialist, fascist, assassin, genocidal empire & Israel firing on people of Palestine & Lebanon.”

AMY GOODMAN: Ann Richards said, “Poor George was born with a silver foot in his mouth”. She also said, “I think I was brought out here to let you hear what a real Texas accent sounds like”.

I watched a show listening for Canned Laughter. 'Frasier' has it, but I never noticed before. When a show isn't funny, the canned laughter is the only thing you do notice. When a show is really good, you pay the canned stuff no attention.

Colbert, “The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.”

God to GWB, “I am extremely upset with you denying Blacks their vote; they are full citizens. GWB repeating to Cabinet, “God wants us to protect Black people from their own ignorance; we should think of Blacks as 'pets', not thinking humans”.

Bill Amoureux aka Big Daddy Formerly "In The Know", has to write standing up - how else could he retrieve his scatological assertions and alleged facts! I guess that means Bill's 148 IQ points are not all in the same orifice.

The Catholic Church has supported War throughout its history & contributed mightily to genocides, marginalized & discriminated against Jews, witches, atheists, agnostics, homosexuals, non-Catholics, Protestants, & supported dictators.

About 5am this morning my phone rang in very strange manner. I was compelled to answer..booming voice on line said, “Tabacco, this is God speaking. This is 3-way connection. George W. Bush is on the line too. Say hello to Tabacco, George.”

Paul Rockwell, “Democrats could take a lesson from history: When they lean right, they lose”.. Will Rogers - American political humorist, “You've got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”.

Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells "Earthquake!".

In moves, calculated by Karl Rove, to reverse President Bush’s swan-diving poll numbers, the President, prompted by God Himself, has made bold and daring moves, he announced today at Presidential Press Conference to return democracy to US.

Curious American phenomenon.. Poor/middleclass Republicans..vote, discriminate, worship, pontificate, act Republican, but bank as Democrats..What in hell is going on? Who has deluded, bamboozled, victimized & rendered them blithering idiots?