Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was confronted by protesters on Pittsburgh streets Friday. Police ushered Bush into a closet & tasered two protesters. Jeb was in Pittsburgh for Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum's fundraiser. - Why are you surprised!

In moves, calculated by Karl Rove, to reverse President Bush’s swan-diving poll numbers, the President, prompted by God Himself, has made bold and daring moves, he announced today at Presidential Press Conference to return democracy to US.