The Bible says, "the love of money is at the root of all-evil", Timothy 6:10, right? So, why are many of the people preaching to us driving Rolls-Royces & sitting on gold & marble toilets? A $23,000 toilet. Think about that. How Christ-like is that!

Was Jesus really the only Son of God, or was he an egomaniac with a death wish, whose primary purpose was his own historical legacy? Church has opposed GOJ for 1700 years to avoid hearing that question. Did Jesus commit Virtual Suicide?

Whom does Bush really listen to? God or Adolf Hitler? Compare Bush to Jesus Christ, then you decide. Would God send a racist, murdering thief to be His emissary on earth? Does Bush belong in Heaven or in Leavenworth Prison? MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

Thankful Dromedary: “One Hump Or Two? Thanks, Pat & Jerry, for all your assistance. I used to have 2 humps, but lost 1 trying to enter a needle’s eye. I don’t know if I could have squeezed through 1 more needle without you two.”

Amazing how Christians can blame today’s Jews for the “Death of Christ” (2,000 years ago), but when it comes to Reparations for Blacks (Emancipation Proclamation 1863), they respond, “That’s not my fault; I had nothing to do with Slavery!”.

Pope Benedict XVI said Sunday that he was "deeply sorry" about angry reaction to his recent remarks about Islam, which he said came from a text that didn't reflect his personal opinion. – Oh yeah! Apology for reaction by others, not his act!

Tabacco has calculated your statistical chances of getting to Heaven, based on that 144,000 figure from the Bible vs. the total number of people who have ever been born – Take a wild guess before peeking inside. Go ahead; I dare you!