"City Council of Oakland of California has unanimously passed a resolution urging the United States not to attack Iran." - Tabacco: That resolution plus a successful testing of a nuclear weapon by Iran will preclude such an attack.

Thankful Dromedary: “One Hump Or Two? Thanks, Pat & Jerry, for all your assistance. I used to have 2 humps, but lost 1 trying to enter a needle’s eye. I don’t know if I could have squeezed through 1 more needle without you two.”

Pat Robertson blames U.S. toleration of homosexuality for natural disasters at God's hands. By implication, Robertson means God kills the babies of good Conservatives to punish bad Liberals. Didn't God selectively kill Egypt's First Born?

US actions: Gutierrez sold out. Cuba's Castro/Bolivia's Morales marginalized. Haiti's Aristide/Chile's Allende ousted. Panama's Noriega/Saddam Hussein jailed. Ecuador's Jaime Roldos/Panama's Omar Torrijos assassinated in plane crashes.